TH13TEEN Gets Gilded!

In another PR stunt from Alton Towers, it has been announced that a special 24-carat gold plated TH13TEEN train has been manufactured.

The train is said to be a ‘unique’ wedding gift for Prince William and Kate Middleton, announced just days before the Royal Wedding.

The train, which ventures deep into the Dark Forest, has been dubbed the ‘Royaller-Coaster’, and shall apparently be kept for the Royal couple, should they decide to take a trip to the Towers.